Heh, I said Hard...

Anyways, I'm working on my stories, I promise. I'll try and have some done for Christmas. Honest.

I can haz premium?

I'm actually the black power ranger, well I WAS the black power ranger, but then I became the GREEN ranger, then everything went to bullshit.

Internet dating makes you fail, unless you're just using some bitch to get what's rightfully yours. Why you ask? Here's some reasons:

1. We were given 5 senses as a human being, it's ass retarded to not use ANY of them when dating.
2. Pedophiles, need I say more?
3. You're not "in love" with someone you've never met, you're just desperate.
4. People online lie, More often than you'd think.
5. You can't really qualify someone you never see in person, go on dates, have sex with, kiss, hug, touch, smell, or even go anywhere with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
6. People in real life will look down on you.
7. It just shows you're not attractive in real life, don't want to admit it? Get someone in real life and prove me wrong.

People are just pathetic nowadays,

and that's bullshit.

Life isn't going my way!
I'm not getting what I want!
AHHHHHHH DEALING WITH FAMILY ISSUES!
YOU GAIZ ARE MEEN!

IMMA GO COMMIT EMOSCIDE NOW!


How many times does this happen to you? Well I see this garbage EVERYDAY. It's really annoying because I see it on Facebook even from people I know in real life, and I want to SLAP them. I'm sick of this whole "would anyone care if I jumped off a bridge!? Because I might!" shit going on.

I understand there are real people who are suicidal and this isn't aimed towards them at all. I'm talking about these no good bitches, who have no real problems, or are the creator of their own problems, but act like we should all feel sorry for them, or they'll threaten suicide. For me, and perhaps this shows how cruel I am, everytime one of them is all "I MIGHT AS WELL GO KILL MYSELF!" I tell them: "Do it, you won't." And sure enough they back down for some pussbag reason. WHAT THE FUCK!? SERIOUSLY? You can bitch about it, threaten it, and soak up attention from it, but can't actually do it? Fucking tools. There are REAL people with REAL problems who have WAY more reason to want to kill themselves than your mom and dad wanting you to have some rules, or your boyfriend getting in a fight with you 1 time.

Fucking internet.

Fucking emos...